Blindsided Jump

I need to go on a walk, now!

Travelers have invaded my home.  They are in Mom and Dad's bed.  Mom and Dad aren't sleeping together but Aunt Reeve and Mom are???  Dad is sleeping in Aunt Reeve's old bed.  Last night Mom got up in the middle of the night and slept in her recliner.  That's the first time I've seen her in it since the travelers came.  When I bark one of the travelers clutches her chest and says "Good Lord", she calls me that every time I bark, and Dad never tells her my name is Bodhi.   I'm told no running, no barking, no jumping.  The travelers don't want me to have table scraps, it's too good for a dog, what(?)   I'm not a dog because I run, bark, jump and eat table scraps.  It is because I run, bark, jump and eat table scraps that I'm a dog.   I'm so confused I don't know where to sit or sleep!  If the travelers don't leave soon I feel a blindsided jump coming on.  We had dinner guests for Turkey (mmmmmm) they came they ate they left, great guests.  The travelers came ate and stayed.   Aunt Reeve eventually escaped and didn't take me with her, no fair!  Well I'm thankful for walks, stolen table scraps, perfect placed jumps and when life returns to normal! 
FYI people don't overstay your welcome, it totally disrupts a dog's life.